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Bah, humbug to you!
Only idiots will say "you're a fool"
I hate the Xmas season more than Ebenezer Scrooge
So here's a Bah, humbug to you!

Never liked this time of year
Bogus gifts and phony cheers
Can't wait 'till it disappears
Welcome to December 1
Where the roads and stores are cursed
Patience is about to burst
Xmastime is overrated
Every year I become more jaded
Think I should've hibernated
You know I always find it funny
How much people waste their money
On annoying gifts for their annoying honey

Bah, humbug to you!
Only idiots will say "you're a fool"
I hate the Xmas season more than Ebenezer Scrooge
So here's a Bah, humbug to you!

Zombies in the shopping mall
Bang their heads against the wall
Overcrowd the big and tall
Plastic toys and waterguns
Earrings worth a million
Counting sheep is lots of fun
If you're on the business end
Charge them 'till they've nothing to spend
Credit them for their love of trends
The vicious cycle carries on
From now until the world is gone
Time to escape this mess, come on!

Bah, humbug to you!
Only idiots will say "you're a fool"
I hate the Xmas season more than Ebenezer Scrooge
So here's a Bah, humbug to you!

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One Hell of a Christmas!!! Hawaii

We came to life in 2007 as a result of a coal mine explosion in the North Pole that wiped out almost the entire population. We, the remaining 6 survivors, banded together and decided to create horrible Christmas music that would last forever and ever. Santa and Mrs. Claus were very, very proud of us, making us the official Band of the North and South Pole! ... more

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