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"Attention boys and girls, don't end up on the naughty list this year!
Or you'll get a visit from our one and only friend from the South Pole....
KRAMPUS!!!"

My name is Krampus, and I don't fuck around
If you misbehave, then I'll beat you to the ground
I'll poke you with my horns on both sides of your ass
So watch what you say and change your attitude real fast
You ask for presents, well I've got one for you
I'll slam you against the wall and make your body black and blue
I'll put you on a skateboard and roll you down the hill
Throw banana peels on the road, oh what a thrill

Forget about Santa Claus this year
I'm the one that you'll have to fear
Wipe away those crocodile tears
Or you'll get a beaten in your rear

Krampus, he'll make your holiday a living
Krampus, he'll make your holiday a living
Krampus, he'll make your holiday a living hell

Don't try to run away, I'll get you from behind
You can't outsmart me, I'm a hellish mastermind
Even if you hide, I'll know exactly where you are
I'll find you in the trash can or the trunk of your own car
So learn your lesson well, and tell it to your friends
You don't want to spend the day with a bruise on your rear end
Go make your list up and send it to the North Pole
And I'll be the judge on who's the real asshole

Forget about Santa Claus this year
I'm the one that you'll have to fear
Wipe away those crocodile tears
Or you'll get a beaten in your rear

Krampus, he'll make your holiday a living
Krampus, he'll make your holiday a living
Krampus, he'll make your holiday a living hell

"Happy heretic holiday season, for all my fellow heathens!"

Krampus, he'll make your holiday a living
Krampus, he'll make your holiday a living
Krampus, he'll make your holiday a living hell

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One Hell of a Christmas!!! Hawaii

We came to life in 2007 as a result of a coal mine explosion in the North Pole that wiped out almost the entire population. We, the remaining 6 survivors, banded together and decided to create horrible Christmas music that would last forever and ever. Santa and Mrs. Claus were very, very proud of us, making us the official Band of the North and South Pole! ... more

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