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Have yourself a very naughty Christmas
Do it by the fire
Hang a mistletoe in every room you see
Have an orgy downstairs in the basement
Make drinks with Spanish Fly
For the night you'll satisfy your carnal needs

Getting happy on a waterbed
As you're getting head, how nice
Flip her over and put it in
An evening full of sin and vice

If you have time, endure a little whipping
The dominatrix smiles
Who cares if they think that it's filthy and vile?
Have yourself a very naughty Christmas all the while

When it's over, smoke a little hookah
Use your favorite pipe
From now on, frustrations will be miles south
And have yourself a very naughty Christmas now

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One Hell of a Christmas!!! Hawaii

We came to life in 2007 as a result of a coal mine explosion in the North Pole that wiped out almost the entire population. We, the remaining 6 survivors, banded together and decided to create horrible Christmas music that would last forever and ever. Santa and Mrs. Claus were very, very proud of us, making us the official Band of the North and South Pole! ... more

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